Nate: Eliot and Hardison—
Eliot: This is my shirt.
Hardison: No, give me the shirt.
Eliot: I have a 17 neck.
Hardison: Don’t make me—give me the shirt
Nate: Guys, guys.
Hardison: No, wait. I-I can’t wear a size-16 neck. Okay, I got to breathe.
Eliot: I got to wear my scrubs underneath the uniform. I need a bigger neck.
Nate: Just keep your eye on the marshals, all right? We got two hours starting now. Go.
Hardison: If you don’t give me that shirt—
Eliot: Listen to me, son, you need those fingers to type on your little keyboard, don’t you?
Hardison: So you know, a bully is just a cowboy with low self-esteem.
Eliot: What was that, now?
Hardison: I said what?
Eliot: My insecure ass is gonna be wearing this shirt.-The Order 23 Job Season Two #Leverage
(via the-anhedonia-epidemic)

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