February 2012
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken –... →
The awkward moment when I just realised how many...
Sirius
Regulus
Andromeda
Bellatrix
I CAN NOW SAY THE FIRST BOTTLE OF ALCOHOL I EVER...
1 tag
3 tags
3 tags
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
2 tags
I NEED THESE SHERLOCK THEMED TEAS BECAUSE OF...
“Spicy Chai backed by more ginger. Guaranteed to burn the heart out of you. Because that’s what people BREW.”
GUYS I FUCKING NEED THEM
Holy christ just made 4 mixtapes back to back
IT LITERALLY TOOK ME THREE HOURS
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE
1 tag
3 tags
4 tags
5 tags
3 tags
To Do Before Vegas (T-20 Hours):
FUCKING PACK
SERIOUSLY
PACK
MY
FUCKING
SHIT
burn mixtapes — TVJ: Parker, TVJ: Hardison, TVJ: The Places You’ll Go
paint nails
my eyebrows because they are gross and unkempt
decide which makeup stays/goes
make the cat feel better about me not taking her with us
buy JD/Maker’s Mark
collect letter-writing supplies for letters to Mori
bake birthday cupcakes
pack most...
3 tags
That’s how it goes sometimes, you know? You lose everything and everything falls...
– Dwight Schrute (via 6jesus6christ6)
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, “It might have been.
– Kurt Vonnegut (via loveyourchaos)
2 tags
2 tags
freegerard:
mychem-confessions:
I’m a “new fan” who heard of My Chemical Romance, through Glee. But I listened to The Black Parade, Bullets, Revenge and quickly threw on studs and black eyeliner, even though everybody except one person told me how terrible my image was—including my boyfriend. Over the summer, I was suicidal and I held knives up, thinking about if I should kill myself. Then I...
He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183
(via barafundlebay)
1 tag
2 tags
3 tags
1 tag
My response to every single episode of Doctor Who:
Me: OH JESUS CHRIST
THIS EPISODE
OH MY GOD
STEVEN MOFFAT
WHAT ARE YOU
I CAN’T
YOU ARE AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING
WHAT JUST
STEVEN MOFFAT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU AS A CHILD
THAT MADE YOU LIKE THIS
Steven Moffat: I have no idea what you're talking about~
Me: SERIOUSLY, BRO
LET’S DO THE LIST
THANKS TO HIM I AM AFRAID OF
CRACKS IN THE WALL
GUARDS WITH CHANGEABLE FACES
DIRT
MERMAIDS
FORGETTING THINGS
SILENCE
Steven Moffat: LOL U MAD
Me: fish
did i mention
FISH
Steven Moffat: ...
Me: DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DAVIES YEARS
SHADOWS
STATUES
GAS MASKS
BRITISH SCHOOLBOYS
SCARECROWS
LITTLE GIRLS WITH BALLOONS
Russell T. Davies: Hey remember that time I killed everyone you loved
Me: ...
the-girl-who-was-sherlocked:
you know in court it’s “innocent until proven guilty” but on tumblr it’s more like “gay until proven heterosexual”
1 tag
2 tags
Later in February, a photo of Brown riding a jet ski in Miami hit the Internet,...
– I’m Not Okay With Chris Brown Performing at The Grammys And I’m Not Sure Why You Are - Sasha Pasulka (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow)
1 tag
3 tags
4 tags
I think what I love about Danneel/Jensen,...
death2normalcy:
Who wouldn’t want to marry someone who you can be best friends with?
2 tags
3 tags
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
HOW SURREY AND NOTTI GET INSPIRED/THINGS NOTTI...
Notti: it works everytime too idek why
also what
glee covers of justin bieber
dying rn
also how is dianna agron’s face so perfect
Surrey: HAHAHAH RIGHT
jesus
Notti: idek what his name is
fucking
trouty mouth
is dancing and singing justin bieber and the problem is
...that i find it very attractive
and as a result no longer understand my existence
Surrey: Sam? hahaha
Notti: ...yes
rofl i meant his real name
it’s like
Surrey: OH
Chord Overstreet
Notti: string underway or something
...yes
that
Surrey: STRING
UNDERWAY
I LOVE YOU
Notti: that is exactly what i said
CRYING RN
Surrey: S C R E A M I N G
omg
inglesay
someone has to fuck up his name and call him string underway
alksjdlkasdjlkasjdlaksjdlak
1 tag